1. I would like to anterogradely and retrogradely [in the ways of kinesin and dynein, if you will] apologize for a) not answering my phone, b) not listening to my voicemail, c) not reading emails, d) not writing emails, e) spilling honey nut cheerios all over the kitchen because instead of paying attention to how [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘the boards’
May 28, 2009
good morning
I fought with myself for a good thirty minutes before finally dragging myself out of bed. I sludged upstairs and sank into my morning routine: coffee, honey nut cheerios, the paper. Awake yet? Not quite. More honey nut cheerios, more coffee, and how about just a few more honey nut cheerios. After wasting enough time [...]
May 27, 2009
the boards
About an hour ago I was on the verge of ripping my g.d. kidney out of my body and throwing it out of the window. Luckily there are no windows in my study-dungeon, so my mind had a moment to wander:
Hmmm, what arteries am I going to have to sever in the process? Renal artery and [...]
