Why is it a standard practice for the gauntest of nursing home residents to wheel themselves into the hallway, cover up with a blanket, tilt back their heads, and fall asleep right there in the middle of the hallway with their mouths wide open? And why do nursing homes smell like pee? I realize that [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘crazy old man’
January 27, 2009
he’s back
Last night I was at the library, forcing myself to cram some pharmacology into my head. I had been fighting with my eyelids for a good five minutes when (through my favorite noise canceling headphones) I heard some action happening behind me. What in the hell could be causing such a raucous at the public [...]
September 19, 2008
merger
On my way into the A&P earlier this evening I noticed a crazy old man wearing some sort of tan revolutionary war uniform wandering around the produce section. About a minute or so later when I was in the snack isle I looked up from the Twizzlers to see the crazy man staring [...]
