On my way into the A&P earlier this evening I noticed a crazy old man wearing some sort of tan revolutionary war uniform wandering around the produce section. About a minute or so later when I was in the snack isle I looked up from the Twizzlers to see the crazy man staring at me. I HATE when that happens.
He said to me, in a thick (Russian?) accent: Did you hear about the merger between Stop & Shop and the A&P?
Trying my best to look totally uninterested and annoyed and mean I replied: No….
The crazy old man then said: Oh, well today there was a merger and they decided to call themselves STOP…. AND…. PEE.