Every now and then when I am checking my measly blog stats, I come across a search term that makes me laugh. Like, for example, the search terms “rectal cyst.” Just imagine the person who was googling rectal cysts, what they were expecting to find, and what their reaction was when they ended up here, on Dr. French Fry, reading a post written by a neurotic witty and annoying brilliant med student. Yesterday, two poor souls ended up on Dr. FF looking for “brain crack” and “zombie mosquitoes.” Unfortunately for them, I am an expert on neither.
Zombie mosquitoes: Watch out Pax, this could be your first clue that zombies are taking over the insect kingdom. Or maybe just the red states. Ohhhhhhh.