The average triage note:
35 yo F 10 weeks pregnancy had seizure, similar to szs in past.
68 yo M with cardiac history here with chest pain, started this morning.
25 yo M sore throat.
Yes, boring. But today things took a turn toward crazy:
48 yo M felt the need to direct traffic today to keep the city safe, given orders by the dept of justice to direct traffic on a different corner.
24 yo F needs to get pregnant.
33 yo F has a painful rectum and can’t stop eating.
Really. How can you not love this job? In other news, today instead of asking my patient if she has diabetes or hypertension in her past medical history I instead asked her if she has diapertension. Yes, diapertension.